Boris is the law!

According to Fox News, Boris Johnson is a "Conservative lawmaker".

Can someone name me a law that good old Boris has made?

Quis exterminet ipsos extermines

Or something like that.

So, the Dalek epsisode that Terry nation's estate didn't want. Well, the one they wanted lots of money for.

Brill. Fantastic.

Somehow one dalek is seriously scarier than lots. You believed it could have killed everyone on earth. Or I did. And finally we find out what all those balls on the lower portions of a dalek are for.

When he loses the election, I bet he blames it on the gypsies

My favourite bit: Michael Howard is asked how he can place limits on immigration when Scotland wants economic migrants. He replies that yes, he's aware of that and that the problem is caused by young people leaving Scotland because Engalnd and Wales are more prosperous. He then caimed that this was because of the large amount of immigration in England and Wales.

So wait. England is prosperous because of immigrants. Immigrants that Howard wants to limit.

Uh?

Eminem vs. Tv themes

Genius,
if only for the bit where they do The Bill (which, unlike the other themes, is in 7/4, yet is seamless).

A moving message

We're probably moving. Apologies to anyone who'll miss our spooky cellar and big living room, but we're tired of playing at the 1930s. And our landlady has gone gaga - apparently it's outrageous to expect hot water in the kitchen, or electricians who take less than two weeks to wire in your hot water boiler. Mental.

It's not listed (as far as I'm aware), and doesn't have a cellar, but our new flat used to be a fish and chip shop*. Oh yes, and it has hot running water in the kitchen. Come and visit, and I'll cook you fish and chips. And I promise it won't take three hours like it did last time.

*No actual equipment left, but the counter's still there, giving the flat a trendy kitchen bar.